So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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