She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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