So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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