I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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