I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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