the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
4 words: hood of his car
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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