the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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