Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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