Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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