I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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