So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
why do cheetos always look like penises
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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