Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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