Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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