weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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