No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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