ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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