So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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