I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
tell me about the eggs
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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