i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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