let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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