How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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