You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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