i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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