we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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