Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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