just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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