Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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