Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
