Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
this will be a night to untag.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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