is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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