We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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