new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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