If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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