Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
