Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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