that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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