I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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