So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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