you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Do plants get herpes?
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