We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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