before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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