so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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