I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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