Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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