Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
