Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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