READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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