I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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