yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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