How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
