She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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