My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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