haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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