Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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