I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I have post one night stand depression
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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