yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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