Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
