oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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