Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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