I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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