I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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